Thursday, October 16, 2014

mishasminions:

HERE HAVE A CUTIEPIE CAS INTERACTING WITH A CHILD

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

dragondicks:

koreanfashionmagazines:

Korea’s Next Top Model GUYS&GIRLS

High Fashion with Dreamworks Characters

giant inflatable donkey is fucking me up so much

Tuesday, October 14, 2014
sailor-lovehandles:

The interior of a girl in love

sailor-lovehandles:

The interior of a girl in love

Monday, October 13, 2014
somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

hey-sass-butt:

Fool me once, shame on me.

hey-sass-butt:

Fool me once, shame on me.

(Source: candylillyroseworld)

hey-sass-butt:

Fool me twice…

hey-sass-butt:

Fool me twice…

(Source: zombiehunterdon)

moriartyhauntsmydreams:

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

every-fandom-of-the-rainbow:

of-plaid-bowties-and-scarves:

I’m just going to leave these here and go take a shower ok bye

wtf is a hand

I sat here grinning like an idiot. 

Moose is sad

(Source: castielsbroken)

carryonmywaywardassbutts:

fuzzydean:

because-supernatrual-thats-why:

lockstiel:

a qualiyt gifset\

WHAT

OMFG WAT

bringing this classic back 

(Source: lenmccoy)

Saturday, October 11, 2014
  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

missworded:

tami-taylors-hair:



"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."

I’ve never seen something so obviously written by a 17 year old boy in my whole life

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

missworded:

tami-taylors-hair:

image

"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."

I’ve never seen something so obviously written by a 17 year old boy in my whole life

(Source: tami-taylors-hair-is-spoopy)

  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad
pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?

"You look pretty today."

"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.